The scene: Me sitting at the movie theater, chatting with Boyfriend on the BlackBerry. (Yeah, I was that human. I apologize.) (Also, I didn’t get an ICEE because the machine was down, so I don’t know yet if the theater has read my letter and amended the problem. I’ll keep you posted.)
Me: How’s your layover going?
Boyfriend: I’m having a good time people watching.
Me: Anything good?
Boyfriend: Yeah, this chick in a pink jumpsuit had the worst camel toe in history. I could see it from like 20 feet away.
Me: Hahahaha you should have told her something.
Boyfriend: Like what? Excuse me miss you vag is blowing in the breeze? lol
Me: Yes. Those words exactly.
Boyfriend: Haha. I’ll be sure to track her down.
Me: That would prolly be the nice thing to do.
Boyfriend: Is that any kind of public concern?
Me: Maybe. Or maybe she’s doing it so you’ll look down there.
Boyfriend: Possibly. It was just kinda hanging out there for the world to see. After all it is a free country.
Me: That it is. I probably would have looked too. One of those things that’s kinda hard to miss.
Boyfriend: Fo sho.
haha it’s true, everyone looks!